Today's Mail

Today's mail brought me the above-pictured, much sought-after volume, Bigfoot vs. Chupacabras, hot off the presses and sure to become a classic of Western literature. Actually it's print-on-demand from B-Movie Books.

I mean, check out this quote: "A frustrated Major Donald Orville inhaled deeply through his nose. The very same nose he had just been accused of sticking where it didn't belong," from page 6. I was sold on the title alone, Bigfoot vs. Chupacabras. How could I resist? I'm not made of stone!